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Re: An Offer From the Crane

Postby Hida Kenshiro » Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:46 am

Hiruma Eshru wrote:
Hida Kenshiro wrote:Nesaru was totally gay for Tanitsu and Kaukatsu
Leading to no heirs, obviously.

How does one marry a lion women matsu or not... and not boink her in what 5 years? unless he was a big fan of the backdoor...
Nesaru: Hey honey, let me show you what Hantei the 16th taught me...
Kurako (in her mind): Oh boy it's my wedding night i can't wait to finally feel a man in me......
Tanitsu (from behind a shoji screen): PUT IT IN HER POOPER!
Kuarko: what?!
Nesaru: SURPRISE BUTTSEX!
Kurako: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kurako bucks him off
Kurako: what the fuck, asshole.
Nesaru: I'm sorry, baby. it's all i know. I can ask that slime ball Kaukatsu to bring you some lube to help with the pain....
Kurako: (sighs) fine...
Kuakatsu arrives
Nesaru: Kaukatsu the empress needs some help adjusting to my ancestral sword...
Kaukatsu: Yes my emperor give me a moment
Kaukatsu walks off then returns and re-enters with a Hida Tenshu
Kaukatsu: I'm brought the painkiller. Tenshu-san please assit our empress
Tenshu pulls out a studded tetsubo and chases after Kurako yakkity sax plays in the background until he lightly bonks her on the head she passes out
Tenshu: She's all your's Toturi-sama
Tanitsu: PUT IT IN HER POOPER
Migawari: BLOODSPEAKER!!!
Tenshu punches migawari in the face scene fades to black
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Re: An Offer From the Crane

Postby Hida Kokujin » Tue Jun 03, 2008 10:08 am

Hida Kenshiro wrote:
Hiruma Eshru wrote:
Hida Kenshiro wrote:Nesaru was totally gay for Tanitsu and Kaukatsu
Leading to no heirs, obviously.

How does one marry a lion women matsu or not... and not boink her in what 5 years? unless he was a big fan of the backdoor...
Nesaru: Hey honey, let me show you what Hantei the 16th taught me...
Kurako (in her mind): Oh boy it's my wedding night i can't wait to finally feel a man in me......
Tanitsu (from behind a shoji screen): PUT IT IN HER POOPER!
Kuarko: what?!
Nesaru: SURPRISE BUTTSEX!
Kurako: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kurako bucks him off
Kurako: what the fuck, asshole.
Nesaru: I'm sorry, baby. it's all i know. I can ask that slime ball Kaukatsu to bring you some lube to help with the pain....
Kurako: (sighs) fine...
Kuakatsu arrives
Nesaru: Kaukatsu the empress needs some help adjusting to my ancestral sword...
Kaukatsu: Yes my emperor give me a moment
Kaukatsu walks off then returns and re-enters with a Hida Tenshu
Kaukatsu: I'm brought the painkiller. Tenshu-san please assit our empress
Tenshu pulls out a studded tetsubo and chases after Kurako yakkity sax plays in the background until he lightly bonks her on the head she passes out
Tenshu: She's all your's Toturi-sama
Tanitsu: PUT IT IN HER POOPER
Migawari: BLOODSPEAKER!!!
Tenshu punches migawari in the face scene fades to black



All i can say is...wow that happened.

But i think even if Nasearu would have had a kid it too would have been killed, because im pretty sure that is how the story team felt they should roll.
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Re: An Offer From the Crane

Postby WhiteDragon » Tue Jun 03, 2008 1:23 pm

Hida Kenshiro wrote:How does one marry a lion women matsu or not... and not boink her in what 5 years? unless he was a big fan of the backdoor...
Nesaru: Hey honey, let me show you what Hantei the 16th taught me...
Kurako (in her mind): Oh boy it's my wedding night i can't wait to finally feel a man in me......
Tanitsu (from behind a shoji screen): PUT IT IN HER POOPER!
Kuarko: what?!
Nesaru: SURPRISE BUTTSEX!
Kurako: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kurako bucks him off
Kurako: what the fuck, asshole.
Nesaru: I'm sorry, baby. it's all i know. I can ask that slime ball Kaukatsu to bring you some lube to help with the pain....
Kurako: (sighs) fine...
Kuakatsu arrives
Nesaru: Kaukatsu the empress needs some help adjusting to my ancestral sword...
Kaukatsu: Yes my emperor give me a moment
Kaukatsu walks off then returns and re-enters with a Hida Tenshu
Kaukatsu: I'm brought the painkiller. Tenshu-san please assit our empress
Tenshu pulls out a studded tetsubo and chases after Kurako yakkity sax plays in the background until he lightly bonks her on the head she passes out
Tenshu: She's all your's Toturi-sama
Tanitsu: PUT IT IN HER POOPER
Migawari: BLOODSPEAKER!!!
Tenshu punches migawari in the face scene fades to black

That was the funniest story of l5r I've ever read. thanks for making my day kenny. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: An Offer From the Crane

Postby Dirty Yasuki » Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:32 am

such epic stories must be sigged. :thumbup:
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Re: An Offer From the Crane

Postby OniBeowulf » Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:10 am

Man...I never knew a tetsubo could be used as an aphrodisiac. Hmmmm..... that brings a whole new meaning to :HIDA:
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Re: An Offer From the Crane

Postby Hida Kenshiro » Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:53 am

OniBeowulf wrote:Man...I never knew a tetsubo could be used as an aphrodisiac. Hmmmm..... that brings a whole new meaning to :HIDA:

the tetsubo is lube man
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Re: An Offer From the Crane

Postby Hida Tengu » Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:43 pm

Hida Kenshiro wrote:the tetsubo is lube man


Well, tetsubos do have metal studs on them... maybe they were the precursors to butt beads?
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Re: An Offer From the Crane

Postby Kisada Sohaku » Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:51 pm

I can't get the image of the Emperess being chased by a Crab with sax music in the background like some bad British comedy out of my head. I think that might be the best story ever.
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Re: An Offer From the Crane

Postby Hiruma Eshru » Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:54 am

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